Let’s look at some of the latest responses to SPD officer misconduct under the disciplinary system that is dictated by the Seattle Police Officers Guild (SPOG) contract.

by Ashley Nerbovig

The Seattle City Council plans to vote today on an expensive new contract between the City and the Seattle Police Department’s sergeants and officers. The proposed contract would cost the City about $96 million in 2024 between back pay and raises, increase SPD’s budget moving forward by about $39 million, make zero significant changes to the City’s police accountability systems, and significantly stifle any potential alternative response programs

Mayor Bruce Harrell submitted the contract to the council for approval at the end of April, and the council plans to put it straight to a full vote, bypassing a committee hearing. On Monday, Council Member Tammy Morales suggested waiting to vote on the contract to allow the public more than one opportunity to offer comment, but Council President Sara Nelson said such an allowance would delay raises and back pay for officers, so we know how she’s voting. 

Under the proposed contract, the City plans to pay entry-level officers more than $100,000 per year. The City has promised to continue to bargain over accountability measures in the next contract, but they also said that last time. Meanwhile, the Office of Police Accountability (OPA) must still contend with tight investigative deadlines, limitations on the kinds of police misconduct civilians can investigate, and an arbitration system that allows for arbiters to overturn disciplinary decisions. Let’s look at some of the latest responses to SPD officer misconduct under the disciplinary system that is dictated by the Seattle Police Officers Guild (SPOG) contract.

“…Let Your Girl Be Crazy.”

Case #2023OPA-0435

On September 29, 2023, West Precinct Officer Vontrail Lee arrived at a local university to investigate an alleged domestic violence incident. A woman had called 911 to report that her ex-boyfriend had hit her–causing her nose to bleed—pushed her, and pinned her to the ground. A university security guard said the caller also reported that her ex-boyfriend had strangled her, “making her ‘woozy … for maybe ten seconds.’” 

The OPA opened an investigation into Lee’s behavior at the call after the university’s Title IX special investigator reported that Lee failed to thoroughly investigate the incident and spoke down to the alleged victim in the case.

According to the OPA investigation, when Lee arrived on the scene he asked the woman about what happened. As she explained, he interrupted her and said, “Short version.” She said she’d broken up with the man, and they’d met up again for her to retrieve some belongings. The ex-boyfriend described what happened as “a little tussle” over the fact that the woman had tried to throw some papers out of his glove box. Lee explained Washington’s mandatory domestic violence arrest laws, and then said, “Sometimes, it’s easier to just let your girl be crazy.”

The woman told Lee that her ex-boyfriend scared her; she thought he might have connections to a gang, and he had threatened to kill her in the past. She talked about leaving school, and Lee discouraged her from that, saying, “Don’t let it change your life. You’re not the only person this has happened to.” At one point, Lee told a security guard on scene that if the alleged suspect had ties to a gang, then the woman knew that but dated him anyway. The security guard remarked, “It’s on you ma’am.” Lee replied, “Yeah,” according to the OPA investigation.

Despite the strangulation accusation, which Washington state law considers a felony, Lee arrested the man for misdemeanor assault. On the drive to the jail, Lee encouraged the man not to continue his relationship with the woman, saying that once a woman calls the police, she’ll call them again.

OPA sustained two policy violations against Lee for failing to thoroughly investigate an accusation of domestic violence and for failing to behave professionally. The OPA report said that despite the fact that Lee saw a crying woman with a bloody nose and heard her level a strangulation accusation against him, Lee still seemed to view the man as the victim of a “‘crazy’” girlfriend and of Washington’s domestic violence laws. 

SPD Chief of Police Adrian Diaz disciplined Lee with a written reprimand and ordered him to go through additional training.

Lee appeared in last week’s Bad Apples for what he reported to the OPA as an accidental tasing. Since 2019, the OPA has recorded about a dozen complaints against Lee. Between his base pay and overtime, Lee made about $278,770 in 2023. If the city council passes the new SPOG contract, then the City will owe Lee an additional $105,000 in backpay.

The Dangers of Sneakers

Case #2023OPA-0376

On August 5, 2023, Southwest Precinct Officer Alex Maldonado arrived with two other officers at a reported drugstore robbery. A 911 caller said that a man had asked for money, tried to shoplift, and then punched the caller in the leg, according to the OPA report. Maldonado and officers arrived at the store and spotted a man who matched the suspect description standing at a nearby bus stop. 

When Maldonado beckoned the man, he shook his head. Maldonado then approached and told the man to sit down on the curb. The man shook his head no again. Maldonado repeated the order, and the man asked, “Why?” Another officer said, “You’re being detained.” Maldonado took out his Taser and said he would tase the man if he refused to follow instructions. When the man continued to refuse, Maldonado tased him. Maldonado justified his actions by saying the man held a pair of shoes and “could easily swing the shoes at Officers as a weapon.”

Maldonado’s watch commander and precinct captain found the tasing justified, however a lieutenant and taser coordinator took a look at the incident and asked OPA to review it for possible violation of the department’s use-of-force policy. The taser training coordinator said the suspect had not threatened violence or acted in a violent manner. Department policy prohibits officers from using Tasers against people who are passively resisting orders. The OPA noted that Maldonado tased the man within about a minute of making contact, did not explain the reason for the stop, and overall did not try very hard to gain voluntary compliance or make a plan with other officers. The OPA found Maldonado violated both SPD’s use-of-force and Taser policies.

For these policy violations, Diaz disciplined Maldonado with a written reprimand. 

Between base pay and overtime, Maldonado made about $175,800 in 2023. Under the proposed SPOG contract, he stands to make $66,630 in back pay.

Another SPD Officer Drinks and Drives

Case #2023OPA-0020

On January 6, 2023, a Washington State Patrol Trooper arrested off-duty West Precinct Officer Katherine Magnuson for driving under the influence. The trooper pulled her over after he saw her car on the side of a state highway with a flat tire. The trooper said that they spoke with Magnuson, who seemed confused, had trouble understanding simple instructions, and slurred her words. The trooper also reported that her breath smelled of alcohol. Magnuson told the trooper she’d drank one hard seltzer that day but had also taken some medication. A breath test measured her blood alcohol content at 0.163, about twice the legal limit. 

Magnuson ultimately pled guilty to a gross misdemeanor charge of reckless driving, for which she served 15 days on electronic home monitoring. As part of her sentence, she had to attend a driving while intoxicated victim panel in addition to meeting other conditions. Diaz disciplined Magnuson with a four-day suspension.

Magnuson made about $94,000 in 2023. She joined the department in 2021 and has no other sustained OPA cases. Under the new proposed SPOG contract, the City owes her about $36,450 in backpay.

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Laraaji will perform at Seattle First Baptist Church on Saturday, May 18.

by Lindsay Costello

If you’re acquainted with avant-garde music history, you might already know the story. One day in 1979, Brian Eno happened upon Laraaji meditatively busking with an electric zither in Washington Square Park and scrawled a short note inviting him to collaborate. Equally present in the online sphere is the counterpoint that Laraaji “discovered” Eno that day, a sentiment I tend to agree with. Although their partnership resulted in the shimmery album Ambient 3: Day of Radiance, Laraaji had already released an otherworldly debut, Celestial Vibration, before Eno stumbled across his trance-state performance in the New York park. 

These days, Laraaji closes his emails with frog emojis and the phrase “vast field pervading,” which makes sense. The 81-year-old multiinstrumentalist and New Age pioneer creates poetry in each moment. Laraaji is also one of the genre’s warmest characters—he has worn primarily orange for decades, and his blissful DIY oeuvre includes laughter meditation “playshops” worldwide. 

Laraaji has opened for Solange, performed with plants at South by Southwest, and created hazy albums with fellow experimenters Sun Araw and Blues Control. Make no mistake: Laraaji is “out there,” but also a true New Yorker grounded in his vision, creating everything from guided meditation and reiki albums to force-of-nature instrumentals that have helped shape the New Age and ambient music landscapes for decades. 

His process is compact and portable. Using modified autoharps, electrified kalimbas, an array of pedals, and improvisational trance states, Laraaji channels an ambrosial, lilting sound that’s positioned him as something of a do-good sonic alchemist in musical history. His layered compositions stretch across whole vinyl sides but still feel light and luminous, like melodic affirmations. It’s music as experience: Laraaji leads you to the cosmic waters, all you’ve gotta do is drink. 

Ahead of his upcoming performances in Seattle and Portland with Sam Prekop of the Sea & Cake, I spoke to Laraaji (and his frog puppet, Dr. Love) about laughter and healing sounds.

You’ve participated in so many collaborations throughout your career. You’ve got upcoming shows with [The Sea and Cake musician] Sam Prekop in Seattle and Portland, but you’ve also worked with everyone from Solange to your partner, Arji Oceananda. Even going back to your time creating [the psychedelic ’80s-era public access TV show] Celestrana, you’ve invited collaborators into your sphere. If Celestrana existed in 2024, who would you invite onto the show?

Laraaji: Mmmm [laughs]. Yo Yo Ma! Michael Brook, jazz bassists, and jazz guitarists. Is Roberta Flack still with us? And some percussionists. Zakir Hussain. Yes! Can you imagine that? And some spontaneous, creative, dance movement people.

Speaking of Celestrana, do you find yourself relating to your older music differently now? What emotions come up when you listen to [your 1978 debut album] Celestial Vibration, for instance?

Laraaji: A heightened sense of present time, and an expansive sense of time, too, like eternalness. A field that is continuous and unbroken. A joy, a joy of acknowledging the self that extends beyond the physical body form.

Dr. Love (left) with Laraaji and interviewer Lindsay Costello. LC

Some of your most tried and true collaborators seem to be your frog puppets, Dr. Love and Dr. Peace, who you purchased from a toy store in Florida back in the ’80s. Oh, thank God, you’re going to bring out Dr. Love… I was so hoping this would happen.

Dr. Love: Hey. 

Laraaji: Dr. Love gets me into a transcendental place. In the ‘80s, I was in Florida for a conference and a performance. I stayed at the home of the secretary of one of the New Age centers. During the day, I was just watching television when she said, “Hey, let’s get out of the house. I’m going to the mall, do you want to go with me?” I said yes without thinking. 

I walked across the mall and into this toy store. I walked down one aisle, turned left, turned another left, and looked down. There were these two friendly beings. I picked them up, walked to the counter, and paid for them. It was all as if by guidance, remote guidance.

I had so much fun interacting with these little friends before I even dared to think somebody else would enjoy me interacting with them. And they turned out to be… I don’t know if the word is Gestalt, but I could go into a very nonlinear space and channel wisdom from that space. Dr. Love exposed me to a language for altering the function of the mind from a linear processing instrument into vertical field awareness. This is getting kind of technical, but from that perspective, I was able to bring forth information, details, and sometimes a lot of humor. If it’s for entertainment only, I tend to shy away from it, but when I’m in the moment with a yoga group or a meditation community, it flows better.

Dr. Love: Dajenetko kokona nesovech anev. Songa tao donquaa sanech anev.

Laraaji: “While we’re holding this conversation an unbroken unified field is permeating this whole technical apparatus, the digital, um…

Dr. Love: Degushi nuvi?

Laraaji: “…iPad Pro.”

[Pausing, speechless, enraptured.] We’re so blessed that Dr. Love is here. You share your meditation practice on your dublab show, Laraaji Laughs. You also teach “seriously playful” laughter workshops. During laughter meditation, when you feel that total dissolving of ego and boundaries… can that be sort of funny? Or is laughter more of a tool for the spirit?

Laraaji: I won’t leave funny out of the equation. The shortest distance between two people is laughter—boundaries come down and we become available and vulnerable. As I’ve laughed around the globe, I’ve noticed that even though I might not speak the language, when laughter is happening, there’s no question that we’re on the same page. The laughter that I’ve experienced is funny, it’s infectious. When we’re really into our laughter, it also triggers someone else’s laughter. The word “funny” might also be examined here. When we say funny, we might mean playful, disarming, or lovable. We’re lightening up, coming out of density and rigidity, and floating in a light or a buoyancy.

During the playshops, laughter is something to get going throughout the entire body. We work on the head, the throat, the endocrine system, the heart, the abdominal organs, and the lungs. The laughter goes for the entire energy field. [Laughs.] While doing this, I focus on scanning my entire body and seeing where there is any blockage or looseness. I send the luminous language of laughter into that area.

Mmm.

Laraaji: You have a nice mmm.

When I make that sound, I’m feeling it in my throat, and thinking about what you said about laughter in different areas of the body—I’m feeling the tone in my throat and how mmm might lead to a laugh.

Laraaji: Laughter is toning too, if we do our exercises. I call them laughtercizes. Eventually, our voice becomes softer and lighter. We can use these exercises to soften ourselves up before a conference, or before we talk with someone, or before going on stage. Laughter can lead to a lighter, lovely tone in our voice.

I love your devotion to wearing the color orange because it feels like the color of laughter.

Laraaji: Thank you! It’s radiant. It’s called the color of the second chakra. Creativity energy, sexual energy, fast food energy. 

Has wearing one color for so long brought anything surprising into your life? Do any interesting interactions or stories come to mind?

Laraaji: Quite a few. In Spain, I watched people look at me pretty intensely until I discovered that they use a lot of butane and the butane tank cleaners wear all orange. Sometimes I’d be walking in a city like Berlin and I’d hear somebody chanting “Hari Krishna!” very playfully. And crossing the street, a truck driver will shout, “Ain’t nobody gonna hit you with all that color on!” 

I’ve been in the woods in upstate New York and seen a buck at a distance, looking at me and stomping his feet, probably associating me with the color of a hunter. Even butterflies and bees—when I’m out in the wooded area they’ll come by, circle me, and sniff to see if I’m a flower or something. The color triggers them.

Speaking of these interspecies interactions, and thanks to the power of the internet, I’ve watched you talk with Iasos among California redwoods, perform with plants at South by Southwest, and play music in a cave with Harold Budd. Is there a flora or fauna being that you can still imagine playing music for, or with? Or perhaps there’s a natural environment that you’d still love to play in.

Laraaji: On my list of things to do is to visit the Amazon, but I hadn’t thought about playing music there… I didn’t think of it as an acoustic place in which to experiment. I’ve been considering the idea of the Egyptian pyramids and the Taj Mahal, following the footsteps of Paul Horn, who made music in those very acoustically lively places.

You create these waves of vibratory, shimmering sound, and they remind me of this Buddhist concept that I’ve been trying to get my head around lately: paticca samuppada, the interdependent co-arising of all things. I hear an interdependent co-arising of all these instruments, layers, and sounds, but there’s also something about your music that makes me think of silence itself. It makes me think of what I might hear if I were tuned into an underlying rhythm or pulse of the universe.

Laraaji: That’s very intuitive of you because more and more silence is entering my live performances. I leave a very noticeable silence. I appreciate audiences accepting the idea of silence or stillness or clearing. Sometimes I call it “impressions of the clearing,” or music that points to the unstressed field. A universal present time; stillness from the activity of thought flow and sensing the universality of this moment. 

What, culturally, is pulling people back toward your improvisational healing sound?

Laraaji: I have found that improvisation is my go-to approach to being present, enjoying my presence, and enjoying the universe. Improvisation allows me to be in the moment without labored linear thinking. I contact worlds I could not have imagined through thinking. New music can show up if I am open enough and unprepared enough. Most of the meaningful music that has come through me has come through spontaneity.

All of the music I’ve released represents an improvisational trust and focus. I call it the celestial agenda or the celestial focus—by contemplating an absolute field or timeless presence, I massage, interact with, love, hold, embrace, and play with imagined absolute present time. It’s the imagined universal, or the imagined oneness, that’s permeating every individual conscious being. Yeah, this is a very potent interview. You’re bringing things out of me I haven’t put into words before.

What do you still dream of learning? 

Laraaji: Teleportation. I once dreamt of learning to play the organ, and I achieved that through synthesizers. I also dream of learning to direct and produce a hilarious cinema film.

I can imagine that. Where would you teleport to if you could?

Laraaji: Well, I’d like to know there were stations on the West Coast, London, Tokyo, Melbourne, and Paris. I’d also like to check out Alpha Centauri A and B, just to see what it feels like. Or Keller—I hear it’s a planet, lightyears away, whose nature represents a habitat that could sustain human life. I’d also like to teleport to Bahia, where there are African descendants. It’s a very musical space. I’d like to use music or sound to teleport listeners far beyond their imagination, to places with no stress—where they could receive information and guidance on living their journey on Earth more fully.

That’s beautiful. Teleportation for good.

Laraaji: Yes. But have you ever seen a movie called The Fly? There’s a lesson in there—be careful about your experiments!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! LC

 

Can we laugh together, for a minute or so?

Laraaji: Let’s see, we’re usually in the chest, behind the breastbone. There’s something called the thymus—it’s been called the seat of our immune system, and it produces T cells. There’s a traditional practice of thumping the thymus. We can reproduce it with our laughter, and at my playshops, I invite participants into the “water body” first, to feel that the body is composed mostly of water. We feel that fluidity and send our voice into an area. I’m going to send it to that area behind the breastbone now.

[Laughing.] Yeah! So there’s a whole-body laughter for the head [laughs] and the heart [laughs] and the abdominal organs. Doing these exercises should bring a new personality to your real authentic laughter. Make it fuller.

LC: [Laughing.]

Laraaji: [Laughing.]

See Laraaji with Sam Prekop at Seattle First Baptist Church Saturday, May 18, 8 pm, $61.65.

The Stranger

The Stranger’s morning news roundup.

by Ashley Nerbovig

Morning! Sunny day today, with temperatures expected to reach 68 degrees (so close). 

The gays ate garlic bread: On Monday night, about 100 people showed up at Meridian Park in Wallingford to eat garlic bread in a gathering of the gays. I chatted with Queen Anne resident Kairi, who organized the event, as she sat and watched episodes of Star Trek streaming on a projector. She said she’d put up posters advertising “gays eating garlic bread in the park” around her neighborhood in a “selfish endeavor” to find friends within walking distance of her place. The event blew up and attracted people from as far away as Bellingham. Kairi said she had no special love of garlic bread, she was just “talking to my therapist about what kind of event I would want to throw and this was the first thing that came to mind.” She plans to do more events in the future and hopefully return to the park next year for another garlic bread picnic.

Seattle City Council scheduled to vote on two new labor contracts: At 2 pm today the council is set to vote on two new labor contracts; one covers most city employees, and one covers only the officers and sergeants of the Seattle Police Department. At a council meeting yesterday, Council Member Tammy Morales asked to delay the vote on the Seattle Police Officers Guild contract since the council has held ZERO public hearings on it. Nelson said no because doing so could delay the back pay and raises for officers until the fall. As Hannah pointed out yesterday, Nelson normally has no problem screwing over city workers by delaying back pay. Anyway, meeting starts at 2 pm at City Hall. 

But its fine when it happens to literally every other City worker!https://t.co/0mk5XsL3vZ https://t.co/adSFg32eHj

— Hannah Krieg (@hannahkrieg) May 13, 2024

The Three Bobby Problem has been averted: After Washington Attorney General Bob Ferguson urged the other two Bob Fergusons in the governor’s race to drop out or potentially face felony charges, the cowards withdrew Monday evening. The two candidates appeared to be attempting to confuse voters and to draw votes away from AG Ferguson, who’s the Democratic frontrunner in the primary. The other Fergusons maintain they held genuine interest in running for the top executive job in the state. The Bob Ferguson out of Yakima told the Seattle Times “his ‘dream’ had been ‘destroyed.'” 

The extra Bobs have withdrawn pic.twitter.com/DprDo9LHjT

— Ashley Nerbovig (@AshleyNerbovig) May 14, 2024

Everyone HATES Mayor Bruce Harrell’s housing plan: Even the Chamber of Commerce says Harrell really fucked up Seattle’s Comprehensive Plan. The Chamber joined with about four dozen other organizations to tell Harrell he’s on track to exacerbate Seattle’s housing crisis, according to CascadePBS (formerly known by the somewhat cooler name of Crosscut.) But the Chamber clearly just doesn’t understand Harrell’s vision the way I do. We don’t need all of that housing if we just put the poorest people in a jail in Des Moines. Space Needle thinking, people! 

Speaking of people who want to put the poors in jail: Seattle Times Publisher and CEO Frank Blethen plans to step down in 2025. Blethen was remembered in his own paper for shooting his neighbor’s dog with a pellet gun and for boarding up and erecting “wire fences around company headquarters” after his employees went on strike in 2000. Some may see the Times’ ability to mention that in the paper as a mark of the paper’s commitment to editorial independence, but really its just a reminder that the rich don’t care what you say about them as long as they can retire to Mercer Island and enjoy their favorite past times. [Eds note: To quote a wise man, “Fuck you to death.”]

Mercer Island dog shooter Frank Blethen to step down from job he inherited https://t.co/t5wg1eXQt6

— DivestSPD (@DivestSPD) May 13, 2024

Suspect in Capitol Hill Station stabbing arrested: US Marshals arrested a 26-year-old man in connection to the stabbing death of a 37-year-old chef who worked at Harry’s Fine Foods in Capitol Hill. The restaurant remained closed Monday as the business works to support staff after the loss, according to MyNorthwest.

Michael Cohen testifies against Donald Trump: Cohen went up on the stand yesterday and said all the stuff we expected him to say about how Trump paid him the money Cohen needed to kill the Stormy Daniels story. This morning, though, he said he lied to Congress when he testified in 2017 about the Trump Tower Moscow real estate project, according to CNN. Lol, the live updates from CNN right now are just more updates about stuff Cohen has lied about in the past. People need to stop calling this guy to testify, he’s too honest about how dishonest he is.

Biden Administration continues to monitor Rafah: Israeli troop movements appear to signal that Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) plan to invade Rafah soon, but the US hasn’t formally assessed “whether a full-scale invasion is imminent,” according to NBCNews. The US has warned Israel against such an invasion. Meanwhile, Israeli forces pushed deeper into Rafah on Monday.

Bikini Kill’s Kathleen Hanna wrote a book: The pacific northwest’s own Kathleen Hanna, a prominent figure in the riot grrrl movement that positioned itself against a culture of misogyny, wrote a book, Rebel Girl, which shares the same name as Bikini Kill’s most famous song, “Rebel Girl.” Hanna sat down with the Guardian to talk about it. Enjoy the anthem of my girl-on-girl fantasies. 

The Stranger

The Stranger’s morning news roundup.

by Ashley Nerbovig

Morning! Sunny day today, with temperatures expected to reach 68 degrees (so close). 

The gays ate garlic bread: On Monday night, about 100 people showed up at Meridian Park in Wallingford to eat garlic bread in a gathering of the gays. I chatted with Queen Anne resident Kairi, who organized the event, as she sat and watched episodes of Star Trek streaming on a projector. She said she’d put up posters advertising “gays eating garlic bread in the park” around her neighborhood in a “selfish endeavor” to find friends within walking distance of her place. The event blew up and attracted people from as far away as Bellingham. Kairi said she had no special love of garlic bread, she was just “talking to my therapist about what kind of event I would want to throw and this was the first thing that came to mind.” She plans to do more events in the future and hopefully return to the park next year for another garlic bread picnic.

Seattle City Council scheduled to vote on two new labor contracts: At 2 pm today the council is set to vote on two new labor contracts; one covers most city employees, and one covers only the officers and sergeants of the Seattle Police Department. At a council meeting yesterday, Council Member Tammy Morales asked to delay the vote on the Seattle Police Officers Guild contract since the council has held ZERO public hearings on it. Nelson said no because doing so could delay the back pay and raises for officers until the fall. As Hannah pointed out yesterday, Nelson normally has no problem screwing over city workers by delaying back pay. Anyway, meeting starts at 2 pm at City Hall. 

But its fine when it happens to literally every other City worker!https://t.co/0mk5XsL3vZ https://t.co/adSFg32eHj

— Hannah Krieg (@hannahkrieg) May 13, 2024

The Three Bobby Problem has been averted: After Washington Attorney General Bob Ferguson urged the other two Bob Fergusons in the governor’s race to drop out or potentially face felony charges, the cowards withdrew Monday evening. The two candidates appeared to be attempting to confuse voters and to draw votes away from AG Ferguson, who’s the Democratic frontrunner in the primary. The other Fergusons maintain they held genuine interest in running for the top executive job in the state. The Bob Ferguson out of Yakima told the Seattle Times “his ‘dream’ had been ‘destroyed.'” 

The extra Bobs have withdrawn pic.twitter.com/DprDo9LHjT

— Ashley Nerbovig (@AshleyNerbovig) May 14, 2024

Everyone HATES Mayor Bruce Harrell’s housing plan: Even the Chamber of Commerce says Harrell really fucked up Seattle’s Comprehensive Plan. The Chamber joined with about four dozen other organizations to tell Harrell he’s on track to exacerbate Seattle’s housing crisis, according to CascadePBS (formerly known by the somewhat cooler name of Crosscut.) But the Chamber clearly just doesn’t understand Harrell’s vision the way I do. We don’t need all of that housing if we just put the poorest people in a jail in Des Moines. Space Needle thinking, people! 

Speaking of people who want to put the poors in jail: Seattle Times Publisher and CEO Frank Blethen plans to step down in 2025. Blethen was remembered in his own paper for shooting his neighbor’s dog with a pellet gun and for boarding up and erecting “wire fences around company headquarters” after his employees went on strike in 2000. Some may see the Times’ ability to mention that in the paper as a mark of the paper’s commitment to editorial independence, but really its just a reminder that the rich don’t care what you say about them as long as they can retire to Mercer Island and enjoy their favorite past times. [Eds note: To quote a wise man, “Fuck you to death.”]

Mercer Island dog shooter Frank Blethen to step down from job he inherited https://t.co/t5wg1eXQt6

— DivestSPD (@DivestSPD) May 13, 2024

Suspect in Capitol Hill Station stabbing arrested: US Marshals arrested a 26-year-old man in connection to the stabbing death of a 37-year-old chef who worked at Harry’s Fine Foods in Capitol Hill. The restaurant remained closed Monday as the business works to support staff after the loss, according to MyNorthwest.

Michael Cohen testifies against Donald Trump: Cohen went up on the stand yesterday and said all the stuff we expected him to say about how Trump paid him the money Cohen needed to kill the Stormy Daniels story. This morning, though, he said he lied to Congress when he testified in 2017 about the Trump Tower Moscow real estate project, according to CNN. Lol, the live updates from CNN right now are just more updates about stuff Cohen has lied about in the past. People need to stop calling this guy to testify, he’s too honest about how dishonest he is.

Biden Administration continues to monitor Rafah: Israeli troop movements appear to signal that Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) plan to invade Rafah soon, but the US hasn’t formally assessed “whether a full-scale invasion is imminent,” according to NBCNews. The US has warned Israel against such an invasion. Meanwhile, Israeli forces pushed deeper into Rafah on Monday.

Bikini Kill’s Kathleen Hanna wrote a book: The pacific northwest’s own Kathleen Hanna, a prominent figure in the riot grrrl movement that positioned itself against a culture of misogyny, wrote a book, Rebel Girl, which shares the same name as Bikini Kill’s most famous song, “Rebel Girl.” Hanna sat down with the Guardian to talk about it. Enjoy the anthem of my girl-on-girl fantasies. 

The Stranger

The Stranger’s morning news roundup.

by Ashley Nerbovig

Morning! Sunny day today, with temperatures expected to reach 68 degrees (so close). 

The gays ate garlic bread: On Monday night, about 100 people showed up at Meridian Park in Wallingford to eat garlic bread in a gathering of the gays. I chatted with Queen Anne resident Kairi, who organized the event, as she sat and watched episodes of Star Trek streaming on a projector. She said she’d put up posters advertising “gays eating garlic bread in the park” around her neighborhood in a “selfish endeavor” to find friends within walking distance of her place. The event blew up and attracted people from as far away as Bellingham. Kairi said she had no special love of garlic bread, she was just “talking to my therapist about what kind of event I would want to throw and this was the first thing that came to mind.” She plans to do more events in the future and hopefully return to the park next year for another garlic bread picnic.

Seattle City Council scheduled to vote on two new labor contracts: At 2 pm today the council is set to vote on two new labor contracts; one covers most city employees, and one covers only the officers and sergeants of the Seattle Police Department. At a council meeting yesterday, Council Member Tammy Morales asked to delay the vote on the Seattle Police Officers Guild contract since the Council has held ZERO public hearings on it. Nelson said no because that may delay the backpay and raises for officers until the fall. As Hannah pointed out yesterday, Nelson normally has no problem screwing over city workers by delaying backpay. Anyway, meeting starts at 2 pm at City Hall. 

But its fine when it happens to literally every other City worker!https://t.co/0mk5XsL3vZ https://t.co/adSFg32eHj

— Hannah Krieg (@hannahkrieg) May 13, 2024

The Three Bobby Problem has been averted: After Washington Attorney General Bob Ferguson urged the other two Bob Fergusons in the governor’s race to drop out or potentially face felony charges, the cowards withdrew Monday evening. The two candidates appeared to be attempting to confuse voters and to draw votes away from AG Ferguson, who’s the Democratic frontrunner in the primary. The other Fergusons maintain they held genuine interest in running for the top executive job in the state. The Bob Ferguson out of Yakima told the Seattle Times, “his ‘dream’ had been ‘destroyed.'” 

The extra Bobs have withdrawn pic.twitter.com/DprDo9LHjT

— Ashley Nerbovig (@AshleyNerbovig) May 14, 2024

Everyone HATES Mayor Bruce Harrell’s housing plan: Even the Chamber of Commerce says Harrell really fucked up Seattle’s Comprehensive Plan. The Chamber joined with about four dozen other organizations to tell Harrell he’s on track to exacerbate Seattle’s housing crisis, according to CascadePBS (formerly known by the somewhat cooler name of Crosscut.) But the Chamber clearly just doesn’t understand Harrell’s vision the way I do. We don’t need all of that housing if we just put the poorest people in a jail in Des Moines. Space Needle thinking, people! 

Speaking of people who want to put the poors in jail: Seattle Times Publisher and CEO Frank Blethen plans to step down in 2025. Blethen was remembered in his own paper for shooting his neighbor’s dog with a pellet gun and for boarding up and erecting “wire fences around company headquarters” after his employees went on strike in 2000. Some may see the Times’ ability to mention that in the paper as a mark of the paper’s commitment to editorial independence, but really its just a reminder that the rich don’t care what you say about them as long as they can retire to Mercer Island and enjoy their favorite past times. [Eds note: To quote a wise man, “Fuck you to death.”]

Mercer Island dog shooter Frank Blethen to step down from job he inherited https://t.co/t5wg1eXQt6

— DivestSPD (@DivestSPD) May 13, 2024

Suspect in Capitol Hill Station stabbing arrested: US Marshals arrested a 26-year-old man in connection to the stabbing death of a 37-year-old chef who worked at Harry’s Fine Foods in Capitol Hill. The restaurant remained closed Monday as the business works to support staff after the loss, according to MyNorthwest.

Michael Cohen testifies against Donald Trump: Cohen went up on the stand yesterday and said all the stuff we expected him to say about how Trump paid him the money Cohen needed to kill the Stormy Daniels story. This morning, though, he said he lied to Congress when he testified in 2017 about the Trump Tower Moscow real estate project, according to CNN. Lol, the live updates from CNN right now are just more updates about stuff Cohen has lied about in the past. People need to stop calling this guy to testify, he’s too honest about how dishonest he is.

Biden Administration continues to monitor Rafah: Israeli troop movements appear to signal that Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) plan to invade Rafah soon, but the US hasn’t formally assessed “whether a full-scale invasion is imminent,” according to NBCNews. The US has warned Israel against such an invasion. Meanwhile, Israeli forces pushed deeper into Rafah on Monday.

Bikini Kill‘s Kathleen Hanna wrote a book: The pacific northwest’s own Kathleen Hanna, a prominent figure in the riot grrrl movement that positioned itself against a culture of misogyny, wrote a book, Rebel Girl, which shares the same name as Bikini Kill’s most famous song, “Rebel Girl.” Hanna sat down with the Guardian to talk about it. Enjoy the anthem of my girl-on-girl fantasies. 

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