Plus, Ellen’s Last Stand…Up and More Event Updates

by Audrey Vann

French electronic duo Justice will make you D.A.N.C.E this fall in support of their forthcoming album, Hyperdrama. Country music legend Dwight Yoakam has also announced a stop in Everett this July. Plus, legendary bully Ellen Degeneres will drop by on her Ellen’s Last Stand…Up tour. Read on for details on those and other newly announced events, plus some news you can use.

Tickets go on sale at 10 am unless otherwise noted.

ON SALE FRIDAY, MAY 31

MUSIC

10 Years
El Corazón (Sat Oct 12)

Bilmuri
The Showbox (Tues Aug 27)

Buddy Guy – Damn Right Farewell
Remlinger Farms (Sat Aug 24)

The Stranger

May is off to a great start with a federal decision to reschedule cannabis! We’ve picked these 12 strains to help each sign make the most of the month’s cosmic energy, and celebrate a historic win.

The post Star signs and cannabis strains: June 2024 horoscopes appeared first on Leafly.

Leafly

Very funny.

by Rich Smith

The New York Times and every other outlet reports that a jury found Donald Trump guilty on all 34 counts in the hush-money case leveled against him by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. The jury found that Trump falsified business documents to conceal a $130,000 payment to keep porn star Stormy Daniels quiet on the matter of her “sexual liaison” with Trump. The verdict makes Trump somehow the first American president ever convicted of a felony. According to the Times, the former president “sat largely expressionless, a glum look on his face, after the jury issued its verdict.” 

The sentencing hearing is scheduled for July 11—just four days ahead of the Republican National Convention—but “he could receive probation when he is sentenced, and he is certain to appeal the verdict—meaning it may be years before the case is resolved,” the Times reports. 

Nevertheless, I’m guessing we’re ten minutes away from a “lock him up :)” tweet from Hillary Clinton. 

I’m sure his troops will rally around him, but for now his investors are not: 

*DONALD TRUMP FOUND GUILTY AT NEW YORK HUSH MONEY TRIAL$DJT plunges pic.twitter.com/VDSJeJ9ViM

— Katie Greifeld (@kgreifeld) May 30, 2024

Now to the Official Statement Parade before we discuss potential impacts on the election. 

You won’t be surprised to learn that Trump slipped in a little anti-Semitic nonsense in his post-verdict statement, blaming the “Soros-backed” lawyer and the Biden Administration for the “rigged trial.” 

Full Trump reaction outside courthouse to guilty verdicts … pic.twitter.com/IE9W7vP49K

— Howard Mortman (@HowardMortman) May 30, 2024

The Biden-Harris campaign said “no one is above the law,” but they emphasized that the only way to keep Trump out of office is to beat him at the ballot box: 

Biden-Harris Campaign Statement on Today’s Verdict pic.twitter.com/TEmdNsPmzP

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) May 30, 2024

Washington State Attorney General and gubernatorial candidate Bob Ferguson slammed “Dave Reichert’s candidate for president” and kept banging on with his law-and-order messaging: 

Laws matter in this country. Dave Reichert’s candidate for president just got convicted of 34 felonies. I’m running for Governor to uphold the law. America must not elect a convicted felon for president.

— Bob Ferguson (@BobFergusonAG) May 30, 2024

Okay, now, to address the two burning questions: Will he be able to vote for himself in November, and to what extent will these 34 felony convictions change Trump’s chances of winning the election?

On the former question, Washington Post columnist Catherine Rampell reports that Trump could vote for himself so long as he’s not in prison, since Florida’s law barring felons from voting doesn’t apply to convictions outside the state. 

On the latter question, 538 political analyst Nathaniel Rakish argues that the conviction might hurt Trump a little, but not for a long time. A look at polls that asked voters if they’d still support or cast a ballot for a felonious Trump found that the former president loses five points of support while Biden only gains one point. So, it’s not like people would be jumping from Trump to Biden; they’d throw their votes away on other candidates instead. But, as Rakish argues, one point ain’t nothing, especially in a race this close. 

My vote for the best conclusion:

Hochul should pardon him in November so it can’t be overturned on appeal.

— Dan Riffle (@DanRiffle) May 30, 2024 The Stranger

Fremont Fair & Solstice Parade, TRANSlations Film Festival, and More

by EverOut Staff

June is here, which means summer has arrived, not to mention Pride MonthJuneteenth, and Father’s Day! To bring a little color to your calendar, we’ve compiled the biggest events you need to know about in every genre, from the Queer/Pride Festival to TRANSlations: 19th Annual Seattle Trans Film Festival, from Vampire Weekend to Jinkx Monsoon & Major Scales: Together Again, Again!, and from the Fremont Fair & Solstice Parade to The Stranger’s Burger Week. You can also find even more things to do this month on our June events calendar.

COMEDY

Hannah Gadsby: Woof!
Hannah Gadsby really shook things up with her 2018 Netflix special Nanette, which landed the furious, courageous comic an Emmy, a Peabody, and a newfound audience who resonated with her brutally honest stand-up style. Gadsby found herself with plenty of time to “ponder” during the pandemic, so I’m stoked to see what she’s come up with this time—The Guardian described Woof! as “refusing to toe the line.LINDSAY COSTELLO
Moore Theatre, Belltown (Fri June 7)

The Stranger

Lemon Boy play Southgate Roller Rink Friday, May 31.

by Alexa Peters

The first time I heard Lemon Boy, the scorching pop-punk brainchild of Nicole Giusti and Yaz Ahsani, I was wearing glitter wings in an audience of prosthetic-eared goblins and maidens with floral crowns. This was last month, at Springtime in the Shire, a whimsical and unpretentious “fantasy crossover costume party” at the Capitol Hill DIY venue Mosswood Loft. Lemon Boy opened the party with a biting set, setting the tone for the rest of the bill: Faerie Born, Salt Lick, and Sux.

Perhaps it was the beastly company, or maybe the wings, but Lemon Boy’s set took me somewhere else that night. I went back to the days of Bikini Kill, Van Halen, and Blink-182, and back to Seattle in the late 2010s, when bands like Tacocat, Mommy Long Legs, and Chastity Belt reigned supreme. But I also got a glimpse of the future, a time when being femme and non-white in the Seattle DIY scene will no longer be notable, but normal.

Lemon Boy will celebrate the release of their bratty, brow-raising debut Eat. Skate. Die. on Friday, May 31, at Southgate Roller Rink. With rebel politics, a dark sense of humor, and the counterbalance of an upbeat pop sensibility, the band is a natural fit in the lineage of local womxn-led punk bands. Yet, Giusti and Ahsani are both transplants to the area: Giusti, who used to be a software engineer, moved here from California in 2016, and Ahsani, a visual artist, arrived by way of North Carolina in 2019. (In fact, the two are combining their professional skill sets and developing an indie video game about being in a punk band as you read this.)

Growing up, Giusti and Ahsani participated in school band and played guitar. Giusti had the good fortune of stumbling upon an all-ages show at Vera Project during a family vacation to Seattle as a teenager. Ahsani, a Florida native, was exposed to riot grrrl in high school through her classmate, Mia Berrin, who went on to start the band Pom Pom Squad.

“She was like, ‘I’m going to start an all-girl punk band,’ so we were jamming in high school,” said Ahsani during a recent phone call. “She was like, ‘You should look at these zines.’ And I was like, ‘What are zines?’ Honestly, I would attribute Mia to introducing me [to riot grrrl].”

Skate or die: Lemon Boy BFFs at Southgate Roller Rink. BRITTNE LUNNISS

Guisti and Ahsani met when a mutual friend, knowing they were both looking for other female musicians to play music with, organized a night at Southgate Roller Rink to introduce them. Quickly, the two bonded over “riot grrrl, music in the modern era of the movement, and general crusty punk bands.” They also discovered a mutual passion for skating and started shredding parking garages together.

“Nicole is an extremely talented roller-skater—she drops into bowls, does crazy tricks—and I’ve been skateboarding since I was a kid,” said Ahsani. “We spent the summers of the pandemic skating for hours, and that really strengthened our relationship and made us realize we had a lot in common with the playlists we’d put together.”

They skated to bands like FIDLAR, Prince Daddy & the Hyena, Tacocat, Mommy Long Legs, and Mom Jeans, and once pandemic restrictions loosened, Giusti and Ahsani started jamming. From there, interactions with other musicians on the scene kept them going.

“I got a few tattoos from Lolli [Morlock] and talked about her experience in Mommy Long Legs,” said Giusti. “Lolli was so encouraging and sweet when I mentioned wanting to play music and start a band, too. It meant a lot. The first time Yaz and I ever jammed together, we covered a Mommy Long Legs song.”

Around that same time, Giusti and Ahsani discovered that Bree Mckenna (Tacocat and Childbirth) and Robin Edwards (Lisa Prank) were teaching a songwriting class at Hugo House. Ahsani had to work, but Giusti attended and their class helped her build confidence in her voice as a songwriter and in her collaboration with Ahsani.

“The first time we heard Nicole’s songs we knew she was a star! Her songs are amazing,” said Edwards, in an email. “Then we came to a Lemon Boy show a little while after the workshop ended and were so stoked about the band.”

<a href=”https://lemonboyband.bandcamp.com/album/eat-skate-die”>Eat. Skate. Die. by LEMON BOY</a>

Lemon Boy officially formed in 2021 after looping in drummer Ethan Geller. Their debut record Eat. Skate. Die. is named after the band’s mantra, a cheeky riff on “Eat. Pray. Love.” 

The nine-track record explores a variety of themes familiar to riot grrrl. “Body Horror,” driven by Ahsani’s distorted guitar riff and emphatic lyrics like, “I’m the master of this body!” races along like a demented locomotive, dissecting body agency, sexist beauty standards, dysmorphia, and existentialism. “Guitar Center,” inspired by a condescending male Guitar Center employee who “quizzed” Giusti on her knowledge of amplifiers, attacks sexism in the music industry head-on. Ahsani crushes through the stereotypical riffs guitar store dudebros always play too loud, adding humor to their call-out.

<a href=”https://lemonboyband.bandcamp.com/album/eat-skate-die”>Eat. Skate. Die. by LEMON BOY</a>

Eat. Skate. Die. also contends with religious trauma, racism, and points of view unique to Giusti and Ahsani’s experiences as women of color and the children of immigrants. In Iran, it’s illegal for women to play music, and a disapproving attitude pervades Ahsani’s dynamic with her extended family. Giusti, too, contended with strict gender roles and other challenges as she was raised in the Filipino religion of Iglesia ni Cristo.  

“We know what it’s like to feel like you don’t quite belong both in your family’s world and your current cultural environment, in this case, the United States,” said Ahsani.

Their backgrounds also make Lemon Boy sonically distinctive. Ahsani is inspired by rhythmic language of Persian music, which is based on intricate, syncopated patterns. Likewise, Giusti is influenced by Filipino music, like the Manila-based band Hotdog, and karaoke.

“I’m better at karaoke than I am at Lemon Boy,” Giusti jokes.

With ferocity, fun, and a genuine connection to Seattle’s femme-punk past and present, Eat. Skate. Die. rewrites toxic narratives from Giusti and Ahsani’s upbringings and society at large. Lemon Boy is also unabashed about scrutinizing Seattle’s culture, and, along with other local bands featuring people of color making waves—like Black Ends, a favorite of Lemon Boys’—they’re giving rise to a more inclusive era in Seattle DIY music.

“Riot grrrl, its PNW origins, and the Seattle DIY scene have historically been extremely white, and as women of color we want to break the mold and prove that anyone can be ‘punk,’” said Giusti. “Now that there’s this new wave of more diverse and intersectional riot grrrl, we just hope we’re doing it justice with our own contribution.”

Lemon Boy play Southgate Roller Rink Friday, May 31 with Queen Chimera and Cottage Corpse, 9 pm, $18 for the show/$5 to skate, 21+.

The Stranger

Yay, burgers!

by The Stranger’s Promotions Department

Burger lovers, your time has come. Again! 

The Stranger‘s Burger Week is back and we’ve partnered with Jack Daniels to make this year’s week o’ burgs bigger than ever before.

From June 10 through June 16, you’ll find original, specialty burgers at 17 burger joints across town for just $12. You can’t even get a measly turkey sandwich for that kind of cash any more!!!

You can find the full list of participating restaurants, high-quality photos, and detailed descriptions of all the big, beautiful, beefy burgers right here. Taku is coming in hot with the Karaage Heat, a fat, crispy piece of Japanese fried chicken, Shota’s secret sauce, nori cilantro coleslaw, and Japanese tartar sauce stacked between a toasted potato roll. Loretta’s Northwesterner, who serves one of our favorite burgers in the city, is offering up the San Antonio Bean Burger, a chuck patty with pico de gallo, refried beans, cheddar cheese, and FRITOS! Motherfucking FRITOS! 

There are options for you, too, vegans and vegetarians! Sunlight Cafe’s Vegan Tofu Burger is slathered with garlic ginger sauce and chipotle aioli and Veggie Grill’s Steakhouse Burger is made with the plant-based Beyond Burger patty. 

The Stranger also drew up a burger treasure map to help you find your way to gustatory happiness. When you discover one or two or three that you like, don’t keep your bliss all bottled up! Tell your friends and foes on social media using the hashtag #seattleburgerweek. 

As always, thank you for enjoying and partaking in The Stranger’s food weeks. And most of all, thank you for supporting small, local businesses. YOU’RE THE BEST.

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See someone? Say something!

by Anonymous

Caroline Rose show 5/18

You: cute redhead with a very cool Frank Lloyd Wright stained glass tattoo on your arm. I’ve got one in my apartment already, wanna make it two?

Hubba hubba

Saw you standing outside of Elliott Bay Books eating a savory pinwheel lookin all hunky. Were you also there for the Melissa Broder book tour?

Curious Old Woman at the Henry Museum

We talked about the clay galaxy hands for a bit, but I wish you had said more! Anyways, you made an appearance in the poem like I promised.

Otter bar + Memorial Day morning

We briefly chatted at Otter about how quick your mile is. 😉 saw you in green lake with your pup Memorial Day AM. Wish I’d said hi

NO BARKING

Whoever the genius is altering all the “No Parking” signs on Union to say “No Barking” with flawless execution….let’s be friends.

Madrona Beach 5/12, green bike, great smile

You were a smokin hot babe who rode up on a green bike, I was with a group of friends and kids in a yellow suit. What were you reading?

Queen Anne Safeway

You and your fire station were shopping for groceries and I was close to setting the produce section on fire for an excuse to talk to you.

To Light haired man standing in line at Hazelwood in Ballard last night, wearing gray hoodie with “We Are Meant for Climbing” text on the back wearing black joggers

I saw you looking back at me a few times while we were in line, you were with a friend in a black and red flannel shirt. I had black braids, glasses.

Is it a match? Leave a comment here or on our Instagram post to connect! 

Did you see someone? Say something! Submit your own I Saw U message here and maybe we’ll include it in the next roundup!

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